It's not what you expect, it's what WE inspect!
We are a veteran owned and operated company with years of dedicated service. We have relocated our families many times over the years, and as buyers and sellers of real estate, we know the value of home inspection. We would be honored to provide that service for you.
We believe our customers have the right to expect the highest standards. Our uniformed inspectors arrive at the property early, and provide a truly professional inspection experience from client arrival to report delivery and beyond.
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.
Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.